How to Number Close a Hired Gun

For those unfamiliar with PUA lingo, Hired Gun is a term used to describe the attractive, young ladies that work in bars, nightclubs, restaurants strip clubs and retail stores. These women are notoriously difficult to pick up because they're usually busy working. So, your best bet is to go in during a slow time.

All the standard pick up stuff applies. Look cool, stand tall, eye contact and smile.

I've used this gambit successfully a number of times in low energy environments like a convenience store or fast food restaurant or even a woman working at a motel. It does require a wing man. But, he doesn't have to be aware of your plan for the pick up.

 As I said above, you want to go in when she's not going to be busy. When you walk inside, just go about your usual business. Pick up the things you want to buy while having a conversation with your wing man. It doesn't matter what you're talking about as long as it's not depressing. As you approach the check out counter, look at your target and say something like "oh, it's you again." Be a little playful as you say it.

Then turn to your friend and say "she's in love with me you know. She tries to hide it, but I can tell because every time I come in here she gives me the eye."

 Your wing man will say something like "really?"

 You say "yep," then turn and look her right in the eyes and say, "but she's too shy to ask for my phone number."

Now, watch how she reacts. Did she huff and roll her eyes? If so, just laugh it off and forget about her. She's not interested and there is no shortage of attractive women.

But, If she smiled, blushed and looked down, she's into you.  Say "give me your number."  Do not ask.       But, don't be demanding either.  This is important.

Of course you don't have to have actually been in that store before or ever seen the girl.

If she protests when you accuse her of being in love with you, just say "it's alright, you don't have to lie. We're all friends here. You're just not my type. I'm sorry if I've broken your little heart, but it's really better this way."  Then just laugh it off.   The great thing about this pick up is you don't risk anything.  It's all done playfully and you know you'll get the number before you ask for it.   So, give it a try and let me known how it goes for you.

Another Dating Post

I thought I was done with all this dating and attraction stuff for a while, but I stumbled across an internet radio show on the subject.  It was so far off that I had to laugh out loud.


The show was obviously targeted at women and was two women talking about how to be more attractive to men.  One of the women claimed to be a professional match maker.

They obfuscated, over complicated and confused with extraneous information.  As a man, it was easy to see they had no idea what interests a man and holds his attention.

I'd provide a link to this nonsense, but I don't want to help them spread their nonsense.

So, for the ladies, I'll clear it all up and tell you exactly what men are looking for.  But first, let me tell you what we don't care about.

We don't care that you've accomplished great things.  We don't care about how well you can cook.  We don't care about your skills as a mother.  We aren't looking for a woman to have long philosophical debates with about the nature of existence.

What we do care about is one simple thing; are you going to have sex with us as often as we want without too much nagging or complaining?  And that's really is all there is to it.

Nagging

I've dated many women and if there's one thing they all had in common, it's that they simply couldn't take no for an answer.  What follows is a hypothetical example for the purposes of this discussion.  I'm using this because there is way to compromise.

One day she says:  "I want to get a dog."

He says:  "No, I don't want to live with a dog."

Her:  "Why not?"

Him:  "Because dogs are messy.  They smell bad and I don't like hair all over everything."

She waits a few weeks and brings it up again.  The same argument ensues and he thinks it's settled.

Later they're out shopping and she says "oh, look!  There's a pet shop.  Let's go in."  They argue some more.

I've had arguments like this go on for years.  I have told women no and that if that's what they really need to be happy they should move out and get what they want.  But, they NEVER leave.  They just keep nagging.

I'm finally left with no choice but an ultimatum.  "I'm tired of this.  I will not change my mind.  If that's what you want, move out and get it.  But, if you bring it up to me one more time, I am leaving.  Is that clear?"

Guess what?  She'll bring it up again!

Does she do it just to see if I'll really leave her?  Once I'm gone, what then?

What if she had been able to wear me down?  Am I still a strong man, worthy of her respect?  Or has she simply learned that if she nags long enough I'll give her whatever she wants?

Gentleman, your woman will test you every day.  And every day you must pass her test or she will stop loving you a little each time you fail.  She'll feel she cannot trust you to be the strong man she wants you to be.

Leave her before giving in to her. 

Internet Dating

In the last post I mentioned I use online dating. It started when I was working as a sort of night watchman. All I had to do was make my rounds every hour or so and as long as I did, I could do whatever I wanted in between. I had a laptop and a wyfi connection. So, being a typical man, I thought; “Hey, I'll try to get laid.”

But, I only use the 100% free dating sites. The reason for this is if I'm going to be paying for this abuse she'd better be wearing pink stilettos and fishnet stockings.

If you haven't tried it (c'mon, who hasn't tried it), internet dating is hard. The first thing you have to do is write a profile telling potential dates how cool you are with out sounding you're bragging. And you have to be unique. You have to come up with a way to make your profile stand out among thousands of other men all trying to stand out themselves. Pictures can help with this. Post pics of yourself doing fun things like skiing or playing a sport or indulging in whatever hobby you have. By the way gentleman, if you have the abs for it, going shirtless works no matter what women tell you.

Now you're ready to start sending messages to women. But, what do you say?

You start by reading profiles and looking for common interests. But, that doesn't work because that's what every other guy is doing. You gotta stand out. You gotta be different. You gotta way out there, but in a good way.

At some point I just gave up. I started sending messages for my own amusement. It didn't matter anymore. I just didn't care. I sent long messages, short messages, poems, sexual innuendos, double entendre, back handed complements. Nothing worked. I was sweet, angry, sad, needy, fatherly, happy. I couldn't get a reply to save my life.

Then I stumbled upon it. I crafted a message with all the right elements. It was funny, cute and completely unique. And I'm going to share it with you. I'm sharing it only because you won't be able to use it yourself. Why? Because I've already sent it to every single woman in North America!

Here it is:

“You seem cool. Do you want to rob a bank? I'll drive the getaway car while you go inside and grab the loot. Then we'll fly to Las Vegas, have wild parties with with showgirls and Elvis impersonators, get married in a cheesy, drive through chapel, argue because you don't want to name our first baby Otto (even if it's a girl), get a divorce and spend the rest of our lives growing old, lonely and depressed. But, we'll never forget Las Vegas.”

It was everything I needed without being too long or short and my replies skyrocketed. Suddenly I was able to meet four or five new women a week by remote control. I now had a list of phone numbers I could go through and find a date at a moments notice.

I got cocky. I was having sex with two or three different women a week. Some of them were 20 (or more) years younger than me. It wasn't long before I started introducing them to each other and having threesomes. It was crazy! I was spending more money on condoms than I was on dates.

Then I met her.

A wild, crazy punk girl with a mohawk and covered in tattoos. Our first date lasted three days. I was the happiest I'd ever been.

But sadly, it just didn't work out over the long term.

So, here I am. Back where I started.

Can I do it again? I'm going to give it my best shot.

Profoundly Annoying

So, yeah, I'm on this free internet dating site.  Mostly I just post in the forums.  It's usually fun and sometimes I can learn something as well as teach someone else.

But, there are a couple of women on there I find profoundly annoying.  It seem like they follow me around and question almost every post I write.  They seem to have an agenda to prove me wrong and make me look foolish.  They quote me out of context, they twist my words into different meanings and they insist I answer every nit picking question they ask.

They remind me of when I was in kindergarten.  I'd be enjoying myself, playing in the sand box when some little girl would pour sand down my back for seemingly no reason at all.  I hadn't even noticed she was alive before.  I mean WTF!

Now that I'm older I realize that little girl liked me and wanted my attention.  When she couldn't think of any other way to get it, she used the old sand trick.  Women can be such attention whores.

So, sense I know what's going on, what am I going to do about it?

I'll wait until the appropriate time and call her out.  "For the benefit of those that didn't go to kindergarten,  X is in love me.  She'll deny it of course, but look at the evidence."  And I'll lay it all out.

When she starts to rant I'll just tell her that she doesn't have to lie. It's okay, but I'm just not in the stars for us.  "Can't we just be friends?"

After that she'll likely realize there's nothing she can do to escape my trap, shut up and move on.  The smart ones always know when their beaten.

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